TenThings

Ten things you will never hear Shinobu say:

Nagisa! This is an intervention.

Pull my finger.

Can I copy your homework again? Pretty please?

Perhaps I didn't make myself clear when I said: "Suki da ze, Mitsuru."
What I _really_ meant was --

Does this outfit make me look fat? No, really.

Come here, you love monkey, you!

"What are the _odds_?" I. . . don't know.

Back off, Suka-chan. He's *mine*!

Why, yes, I'd *love* to buy one of those attractive Bibles, Bonda-sempai.

Stop it! Or I'll cry!

Ten things you will never hear Mitsuru say:

Misako-chan! Are you sure you can't stay for a bath? You know how I
_love_ it when you wash my back! *Mrrow!*

Wow! Chocolate! I can't get enough of this stuff!

No, really, I'm full. You finish it, Hasukawa.

Okay, okay! I'm *gay*. Are you satisfied now?

Suki da ze, Shinobu.

What do I look like, Sigmund Freud? Take your weird personal problems
to someone who cares, you looney!

Hey, wanna see my spit valve?

The temple is _mine_, weenie-boy! Get your own inheritance.

Not the face! Not the face!

"Commute"? Why didn't _I_ think of that?

Ten things you will never hear Shun say:

Are you *kidding*? I wouldn't be caught _dead_ in an outfit that girly!

I think I'll shave my head.

Shinobu-sempai, someone's gotta stand up to you and your foul ways!
You'll have to go over my dead body!

On days like this, I'm filled with existential angst.

"Ikeda Mitsuru"? Yeah, what a *dork* that guy is!

Go away, Reina. You bug me.

I can't watch a movie tonight. I'm working on my Unified Field Theory.

Suka-chan's in trouble? Big deal. I've got my _own_ problems, you know!

No one likes a gossip.

I've got a big can of Whup-ass with your name on it, pal!

Ten things you will never hear Hasukawa say:

Igarashi, maybe it's time we started dating other people.

Looks like the joke's on me! Ha, ha! What a gas!

God, I *love* being the Dorm Head!

Sempai, thanks for everything.

Kazuhiro, I love you, man.

Who cares about studying? Let's party!

No use in getting all excited. Everything'll work out in the end.

Can I borrow your blouse again, Shun?

You know you _want_ me, Sumire. Don't fight it.

Geez! Don't be so sensitive!