Quotes

Queen Sumire: Oh! Chelsea and Miruki [Reina] have always been boys!

King Kazuhiro: This is the first time I've heard of this.

Queen Sumire: Yes. That's because it's the first time I've told you.

Shinobu. Yatto futari-kiri ni nareru to omotta no ni naa. . .

It's on Hasukawa's face.

I'm welcome to sit wherever I want!

Is *this* where they cut you open?

O- Ore ga tsuite'ru yo!

God, he's fun to tease.

Sempai! Can't you tell you're leaning over?

Do you usually go around impersonating high school students? How
embarrassing.

Shi. . . no. . . bu. . . wa. . . DOKO DA?!

B- Bakkyaroo!

Won't you join us in lending your ears to the voice of God?

Genki dase yo!

*Room 210, Hasukawa-kun, your sister is here to visit.*

Yakkun kawaisou.

Maybe he was opposed to our marriage.

Ufu. Kazuya kawaii.

Reina's my *brother*. There's no excuse for sloppy research like that!

If it's a woman, any one will do as far as *you're* concerned, right?

[Shinobu] [Die]

I'm going through puberty, you know! Treat me nice or I'll become a
juvenile delinquent!

Ikeda-san, let's sleep together!

It's not that I *want* to be a stranger, but the truth is, I am.

. . .we also added that you had diarrhea last night. Any problem with
that?

And another thing! Don't do anything to break Sumire-chan's heart!

I feel like my head's going to explode.

It's been a while. . . Cool.

*Sh- Shower?!*

I meant you.

Ah. "Assault armor."

Do what you want! BAKA!

Mitsuru. You're being haunted by something.

Did something happen with Watanabe?

Suki da ze, Mitsuru.

*SCHWING!*

I'm in Hell. . .

And that goes double for me!

I still have eleven other old friends I have to kill.

You'd better stop. Hasukawa's showing the whites of his eyes.

Why are you running, Igarashi? IGARASHI!!

It's just a poisonous oompa-loompa!

Good punch. I like him.

Are you a masochist? ^ ^

He's cute. I want to protect him. But, but . . . He's a *guy!*

Loook. Look. Look. Look. Look. Look.

Maybe it really is . . . koi.

This gun isn't like that well-made replica of yours.

It's just a cheap toy. ^ ^

What, are we starting a girls' school next door?

Aki: Th- this is why -- I'll never -- with a boy. . .

Mitsuru: *sweatdrop* Well, not around *here* anyway.

So. . . this is what is known as. . . the famous. . . *HOMO* -- isn't it?!

*Pin Pon* <Room 210, Kisaragi-kun, please come pick up your roommate
from the entryway floor.>

I told you he wasn't the type to take jokes well.

Shaddap! I ain't no freak show!

Ikeda-sempaiiiiii!

My curry bread!

Suka-chan, get a grip!

Shun: Mitsuru-sempai was taken!

Hasukawa and Shinobu: By the police?!

Even to a ghost, I'm not going to show it for free.

You're just saying lines like that to stir up the readers' hopeful
expectations in vain, so cut it out!

Shinobu-sempai is really, truly, pissed off, isn't he?

He makes me want to be . . . normal.

Your roommate is a girl.

You owe me.

Gomen! <click>

What's with the Amazon?

Hiro-kun! Hiro-kun! Look at this!

Mitsuru (as Red Riding Hood): Grandmother, your lips . . . look like
they're waiting for something . . .

Shinobu (as Grandmother/Wolf): They're waiting for *you* . . .

Yakkun got dumped? Well, they say first love is always doomed to
failure, don't they?

Mitsuru-sempai *isn't human*!

Two pairs, 500 yen.

Ah! It's Kone!

I owe you *for now*.

It's not a sex-video company, is it?!

Would the situation change if I said I was surprised?

I don't think blood-relation matters. All that matters is love.

On the evening of Valentine's Day, all dressed up -- do you think he's
going to a Buddhist memorial service?! He can only be going on a date!

It's a rare man who gets an actual *fever* from lovesickness.

There's a girl in front of the gate!

Sempai! *Do* something!

Ch- Chocolate?!

Whose head is hateful?

Mitsuru: Shun, your mom's a babe!

Shun: She's my mother! Of course she is!

Shinobu-sama doesn't understand the hardships of a salaryman!

What, did you dream about getting chased by some pregnant girl you
dumped?

I have no intention of helping him.

You will then *kiss my shoe*!

P- Pervert!

Let's see that again!

He sleeps on top of me and snores.

Igarashi Miya-san? . . . She was released this morning.

Shun: If I'm with those two (Hasukawa and Mitsuru) and their bad luck
with women to rubs off on me -- yuck!

Shinobu: ^ ^ Which is worse: having weirdo after weirdo fall in love with
you or always having the one you love already have a boyfriend?

Hasukawa and Mitsuru: *sweatdrop*

Narr: If you're wondering what happened to Seishin Kyomi afterwards. . .
perhaps she's producing doujinshi.

Watching over the hearts and bodies of the students: Hasukawa Kazuhiro,
Ryokuto Gakuen's infirmary doctor.

Shun: Hey, Suka-chan, does your big brother like guys like meee?

Don't imagine things you don't want to see.

Mitsuru: Sensei. . . my stomach hurts.

Kazuhiro: [Arms crossed] Menstrual pain, I wonder?

Mitsuru: Definitely. Please give me a painkiller.

Even if he *is* a pervert, he's still my classmate, so please forgive him.

What are you, an old geezer?

My big brother's a "host"!